...#4

I wish I understood why people try to squeeze through the throngs of commuters walking up the stairs of the subway during rush hour. Better yet, I don't really care to understand... I just wish they would stop. I mean, there are 300 people on the stairs right now. Even if you get past me, chances are you'll fail miserably at getting past the old man directly in front of me.

Someday, I'll be in a bad mood and you'll try to push past me and I'm going to channel superhuman strength and propel you from the mid-way point of the staircase aaaaall the way back to the platform, using only my pinky finger.

Then, of course, I'll feel bad and walk back down the stairs to see if you're okay. But note, we could've avoided this whole catastrophe if you would've just minded your manners and stayed in your place...