
This week on a crowded rush hour subway, I watched an elderly man very deliberately pick his nose for 3 whole stops. He did it so boldly, and even looked me straight in the eye as I scrunched my face in disgust. Then, he proceeded touch every single bar and handle in the subway car.
I watch the news a lot. Reporters and legal analysts are always discussing bomb threats and chemical warfare. Political pundits sometimes spew ill-bred opinions about our Muslim-American brothers and sisters, but what about the elderly man spreading his germs on a jam-packed subway?
Now that man -- in his oversized sweater, flood pants and oxford shoes -- he was a terrorist.
I feel terrorized.
Lol... Just saying.